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“A newly released study authoritatively concludes that the Church of Scientology’s seemingly endless problems are caused by fracking,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Funded by the Citizen’s Commission on Human Rights, this […]
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion told reporters today that “slovenly rogue elements” in the Church’s Office of Special Affairs were to blame for two pizza delivery agents being stiffed on the […]
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The Principality of Drinkwater Island is issuing Diplomatic Credentials to global ecclesiastical and religious leaders. This free service is provided to help global ecclesiastical and religious leaders in their vital and planetary-changing […]
We in RTC have ordered the CSI Office of Special Affairs Legal and their wog attorneys to create a new CSI Services Contract for 2105. All IAS Parishioners in good standing must […]
31 December 2014 From: COB RTC David Miscavige, G.E.D. To: Lionel Drinkwater @ Drinkwater Island Dear Mr. Drinkwater, I am in receipt of your letter requesting a copy of my passport in […]
International tycoon, financier, and man-of-mystery Lionel Drinkwater sat in his palatial office overlooking the verdant lagoon on the legendary Drinkwater Island, a small sovereign island nation founded by his Grandfather. Known for […]
Church of Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un today issued a joint global Christmas statement calling for a greater acceptance and tolerance of totalitarian regimes. “The […]
“North Korea’s success in confronting and shattering a suppressive movie by Sony was extremely impressive,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And that is why we in the Church of Scientology have hired […]
“Nowhere is the face of religious bigotry uglier than at the Sundance Film Festival,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “And that is why we in the Church of Scientology are […]
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