“We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter about everything, about how unfair life is, and about how things have never quite gone our way.” And with those words Scientology leader […]
We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter!
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Church of Scientology Freedom Media & Ethics on Twitter: One Follower and Growing!
We at Freedom Media & Ethics are taking a resolute stand against the broadcasting and publishing of false information. We at Freedom Media & Ethics strongly believe, more or less, that free […]
Scientology Leader Speaks at Sundance Film Festival; Offers Crime Victims Free DVD
Speaking today from the Sundance Film Festival, Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Captain David Miscavige reached out to crime victims with the offer of a free DVD. “If you have been the […]
Church of Scientology Declares Sundance Film Festival an Evil Marcab-Implanted Danger Zone!
“His Imperial Ecclesiastical Holiness David Miscavige today issued a royal decree declaring the Sundance Film Festival an evil Marcab-implanted danger zone,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “An ancient extraterrestrial race of evil […]
Captain Flag Land Base Charges PAC Base With Using Undercharged E-Meters!
Captain Davis Jackinov, Commanding Officer of Flag Land Base, today accused PAC Base of using undercharged e-meters. “Just as the New England Patriots used under-inflated footballs to criminally win their Super Bowl […]
Church of Scientology Emergency Standby Medical Letters
________________________________________________________ =================================================================== January 17, 2015: Church of Scientology attorney Gary Soter filed an emergency motion to prevent Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis from attending a scheduled deposition in the Garcia lawsuit. […]
315 Pound Church of Scientology Justice Chief to be Fitness Boarded Out of Sea Org
As reported today by Psych journalist Tony Ortega today, Church of Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis weighs 315 pounds. Ellis has an earache, bronchitis, high blood pressure, and heart problems. The […]
Why the Church of Scientology Full Page Ads Attacking Alex Gibney Failed
The full-page ads failed miserably. Why? We in RTC conducted brutal all-night sec checks on OSA personnel and have obtained the following confession. We are making this confession public for all members […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Declares Cosmic Emergency!
Speaking from deep within the Top Secret Scientology Galactic War Room in Trementina, New Mexico, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today declared a Cosmic Emergency. “The menace posed to Scientology organizations by Alex […]
Church of Scientology to Be “Friendlier and Less Strange” in 2015
“Recent surveys performed by an outside firm have shown that the Church of Scientology is perceived as being unfriendly and strange by fully 92% of the raw meat wog public,” stated Comrade […]
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