“Measles are an implant Scientology can handle using New Era Dianetics,” said Scientology chiropractor Colonel Dr. Roberto Cadiz. “As a chiropractor, I see mock ups of so-called serious diseases all the time,” […]
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Commodore L. Ron Hubbard Declared AWOL by the Church of Scientology
Commodore L. Ron Hubbard of the Sea Org dropped his old body on January 24, 1986 in Creston, California. Per his Sea Org contract he had a 21 year leave of absence […]
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Mike Rinder Leaks Details of Scientology TV’s Entire Third Season!
We in RTC vehemently object to Mike Rinder leaking details of Season Three of Scientology TV. Now we know why Mike keeps an SR-71 spy plane. Our sources reliably inform us that […]
Scientology’s Position on Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin: Their Only Crime Was Getting Caught
Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin might as well be Scientology OT’s! These two thetans ignored wog law to get what they wanted for their kids. In Scientology we call this “making it […]
Hubbard College of Administration in Los Angeles Unaffected by College Admission Scandal
The Hubbard College of Administration is the Harvard of Scientology. Hundreds of thousands of students clamor to be accepted here each year. We at the Hubbard College of Administration in Los Angeles […]
Scientology TV is not Unwatchable Propaganda!
VP Scientology TV Mr. Ken Delusion sat at his big desk and glared out the window at Sunset Blvd. He had just read entheta online. “Unwatchable Propaganda!” he screamed at the wog […]
David Miscavige Discount Sheet Sets Now on Sale!
“Actual research has shown that Scientologists who sleep on David Miscavige’s discount sheet sets experience, on average, a 2000% increase in case gain,” said Discount Sheet I/C Ken Delusion. “These luxurious 800 […]
The Church of Scientology: We’re Hiring Angry & Aggressive Street Preachers!
As part of Scientology’s desperate and laughable Interfaith effort designed to fool wogs, we are working to reach Christian Evangelical Republicans. As such, we have ethics particle Joy Villa a CPAC […]
Michael Cohen to Enter the Very Crowded Scientology Rehab Center for Convicted Republicans
“The Scientology Rehab Center for convicted Republicans is overflowing these days,” declared Executive Director Ken Delusion. “We in Scientology are the only group that can rehabilitate these criminals. We are the experts […]
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