We in RTC are pleased to announce that COB RTC David Miscavige singlehandedly saved America from going offer the fiscal cliff, this thanks to his heroic behind the scenes efforts in getting […]

While America plunges off the fiscal cliff and impales itself on the sharp jagged rocks of brutal tax increases, we in the Church of Scientology remain happily tax exempt and continue to […]

People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology […]

Prototype construction continues on COB RTC David Miscavige’s historical, unprecedented, epic, and overwhelming Project Mouse Table. An aerial image from Google shows a 5,000 foot section of the dark red plywood-fiberglass prototype […]

We in RTC want you to be one of the next 2,000 people to get through OT V at AOLA. It is a fact that 10,000 people on Solo NOTs will tip […]

Fed up with theetie-wheetie dilettante pantywaist Sea Org members who can’t take the stern religious correction of kicking, hitting, punching, choking, being thrown to the ground, or having their heads smashed into […]

Their Reactive Minds buzzing and hopped up on psych drugs, the filthy and unwashed wog masses stampeded into retail stores on Black Friday in a frenzied search for useless MEST: Over ten […]

Today, we in the Church of Scientology bestowed our highest award upon Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, this for his having handed out copies of The Way to Happiness in Inglewood, […]

Given the recent controversy with high-ranking generals going “out 2D” — which in wog language means having sexual relations outside of marriage — President Obama today signed a multimillion dollar contract authorizing […]