Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church will create history when it becomes the first major religion to globally launch new religious technology via Skype. “This will be […]
Dr. Benway was methodically scooping David Miscavige’s brain out of his skull with a melon baller. “I’ve just finished removing your prefrontal lobes. How do you feel now Mr. Miscavige?” “I feel […]
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today issued a special RTC proclamation awarding Grand Theft Auto 5 a rating of five stars. “GTA 5 is just monster, everything I’d hoped for and more,” […]
A new short comedy video made by Scientologist Michelle Stafford reflects the LRH datum which states that, “Humor is rejection.” In this comedy piece, Michelle Stafford mocks up a lower harmonic valence […]
As dramatic security camera video shows, this afternoon for over one tense hour the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion was trapped in a elevator at Flag Land Base. Flag dialed 911 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige today announced an updated policy on Flag Rejects. What is a Flag Reject? A Flag Reject is defined in policy as, “Any Scientologist who poses a PR risk […]
Speaking today at a crowded press conference from Flag Land Base where comprehensively incoherent preparations for GAT II are underway, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced one the most sweeping technical […]
We at Freedom Magazine are pleased as punch to announce that our own award-winning journalist Dr. Eldon Weiner snagged the world exclusive interview with Scientologist Tom Cruise on, wait for it, The […]
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