“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
Scientology Targeting Children
Scientology missions form a vital link in the chain of Planetary Clearing!
“Well sir the Phoenix Mission here was booming back in the old days,” said mission holder Bud Turlock. “But then they was that ter-nady what swept up from Oklahoma and washed out […]
New Scientology Ad Campaign for Spring 2017
Who says Scientology isn’t pro-family? We in Scientology say that the family that Fair Games SP’s together stays together. Mom & Dad: Go Fair Game some SP’s today and take your children […]
Scientology: The Real Story
Scientology Media Productions today announced the production of its new series Scientology: The Real Story. “Season one will feature ten exciting episodes explained Sea Org Ensign Brenda Bahlbreaker, Commanding Officer of SMP. […]
The Number of Times Over the Material Equals Certainty Except When It Doesn’t
As a watershed discovery about the very nature of the Tech, the Scientology Uncertainty Principle is rooted in the the Scientology Paradox: THE NUMBER OF TIMES OVER THE MATERIAL EQUALS CERTAINTY AND […]
SFV OT COMMITTEE ANNOUNCEMENT
OT SFV COMMITTEE ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to scheduling conflicts, Scientology Goodwill Ambassador Danny Masterson will be unable to speak at Saturday’s meeting of STAND.
Scientology leader David Miscavige is the greatest spiritual leader in history
Scientology leader David Miscavige is the greatest spiritual leader in history. He is greater than Jesus, Buddha, etc.
Church of Scientology Now Offering Full Refunds to Anyone Who Asks!
Not really. We’re just using clickbait to lure you here for a free ARC break repair session at Flag. Our stat is “recover people back on the Bridge.” We need to recover […]
New Scientology device treats body thetans in the feet!
New Scientology device treats body thetans in the feet. *POW!* Foot problems vanish! Unfortunately, we in Scientology still don’t have a device to treat our own footbullets…
The New Internet Only Freedom for Clears Rundown!
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