We in RTC want chronic PTSness as the normal operating condition of all Sea Org members and publics. All Sea Org members are expected to be, and do become, PTS to all […]
The Obscene Rodent
L. Ron Hubbard, Philadelphia Doggerel Congress, 1955: “The Obscene Rodent is a sleazy old degraded being on the wholetrack. This fellow is very used up and dissipated and so is naturally attracted […]
Scientologists Ordered to Evacuate Los Angeles!
“The news of the lawsuit against David Miscavige and now HowdyCon has caused the ambient entheta levels to skyrocket in Los Angeles! Peak entheta readings of ten trillion kiloton light year […]
Tom Cruise: Remember Justin Bieber, You Wanted This!
Justin Bieber: Tom Cruise will hurt you and your friends. He is a very dangerous Super OT Octagon Fighter. I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you […]
It’s a Psych World After All
$88 billion dollars a year in Psych drug sales! “We in Scientology are in our 20th consecutive year of a massive statcrash and the future looks grim. Meanwhile, money continues to flood […]
Scientologists Fred & Estella Mertz Oppose Bigoted Attacks on Scientology Funded by Big Pharma
Scientologists are speaking out against bigotry. Scientologists Fred and Estella Mertz joined Scientology OT VIII Christiana Michael to protest the attacks on Scientology that are funded by Big Pharma. Please join in […]
John Travolta Stars in the Fanatic
Shocking Blood Test Results from the Scientologists Aboard the Freewinds!
“The shocking lab results show that none of the Scientologists aboard the Freewinds has human blood,” declared Dr. Joseph Cheeseman Thompson of the World Health Organization. “Instead, what we found flowing through […]
Wog Doctors Mistake OT Phenomena on the Freewinds for Measles
Wog doctors don’t know anything about OT phenomena. A Scientologist onboard the MV Freewinds recently turned on the measles during her auditing session. However, this case of measles was from a lifetime […]
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