Scientology is on lockdown as Hurricane Leah makes landfall tonight on A&E. Scientology and the Aftermath.
Scientology on Lockdown as Hurricane Leah Approaches
Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital Again! Prognosis is Dire!
After hearing that the A&E show Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath won the TCA award for Outstanding Achievement in Reality Programming, the Church of Scientology collapsed on the pavement and was […]
Anthony Scaramucci Appointed as New Executive Director of Scientology Media Productions
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is pleased to announced the appointment of Mr. Anthony Scaramucci as the new Executive Director of Scientology Media Productions,” said Ken Delusion at the regular Monday press […]
Scientology Media Productions Collapses; Rushed to Intensive Care Unit
Scientology Media Productions collapsed today on a sidewalk and was rushed to the Hollywood Religious Hospital by paramedics. “SMP’s prognosis is grim,” said staff specialist Dr. Metah Bolic. “My colleagues report that […]
Scientology missions form a vital link in the chain of Planetary Clearing!
“Well sir the Phoenix Mission here was booming back in the old days,” said mission holder Bud Turlock. “But then they was that ter-nady what swept up from Oklahoma and washed out […]
Scientology Media Productions Sitcom: Cafe in Portland
Cafe in Portland, Episode 1: Being unemployable anywhere else, Reza Aslan signs a 2.5 year contract to work at the cafe in Scientology’s Portland Ideal Org. Joining him there is the equally […]
Scientology Media Productions buys time on Spectrum Cable
We in RTC checked our 1988 set of World Book encyclopedias in the basement and found that Major League Baseball began broadcasting on TV in 1947. Arriving on cable in 2017, then, […]
Tom Cruise to Star in L. Ron Hubbard Biopic!
Tom Cruise gains 50 pounds to play L. Ron Hubbard in Scientology Media Production’s upcoming LRH biopic The Way to Make a Fortune is to Start a Religion!
Scientology: The Real Story
Scientology Media Productions today announced the production of its new series Scientology: The Real Story. “Season one will feature ten exciting episodes explained Sea Org Ensign Brenda Bahlbreaker, Commanding Officer of SMP. […]
Scientology Western Movie Storyboard. Opening Scenes
The movie opens with Sam the Scientologist, played by Tom Cruise, being ejected bodily from a saloon and hurled onto the dirty streets of Wogtown: Scene 2: The bad guy “Imonda Internet” […]
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