Flush from his historic and triumphal Papal visit to Oildale, Scientology Pontiff David Miscavige today ate breakfast with the common people at an IHOP in Fresno, California. “Pope Miscavige is working hard […]
Speaking from Narconon Ojai where Scientology leader David Miscavige is enjoying an extended holiday, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion announced that the Church had offered Time Warner one billion dollars for […]
Scientology Pope David Miscavige today made a historic visit to Oildale, California where he was thronged by a crowd estimated in the dozens. “The wogs in this humble hamlet of Oildale have […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a violent public outburst followed by a massive panic attack brought on by HBO’s Going Clear winning three Emmy’s. “The rageaholic 65-year-old […]
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
We at Scientology Media Productions, on behalf of COB RTC David Miscavige, are pleased to launch our inaugural edition of Big Beings Being Big magazine, the new monthly journal for OT’s. Get […]
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“The Church of Scientology is gripped in an unprecedented financial crisis of heretofore unimaginable and nightmarish magnitudes,” declared acting Finance Dictator Mr. Dan Sherman. “Not only has the price of rice and […]
Bloomberg Business today announced that Amazonology has officially passed Scientology as the world’s fastest growing religion. Ned Jacobs, Senior Editor of Bloomberg’s Religious-Capitalism Fusions Unit, reported that Amazonology eclipsed Scientology last week […]
“And now you know the rest of the story.” explained Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Project Mouse Table was needed for COB to actually write down the numbers involved in OTIX and OTX, […]
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