The panicked call came into the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs: SP’s are meeting in Las Vegas to have fun! As we in RTC oppose fun, a short and precise […]
Church of Scientology Las Vegas Takes to the Streets!
Alert! Urgent! Office of Special Affairs Recruiting! Join NOW NOW NOW!
“All hands emergency: The Office of Special Affairs is on an urgent recruit cycle to bring some new bodies into the most badly overworked area in the Church.” “We’ve entered an entirely […]
Church of Scientology News: Burlwood Pen Burglarly!
Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine today revealed details of yesterday’s shocking burglary wherein 39,000 RTC burlwood pens were stolen from a Church of Scientology warehouse in Los Angeles. “The thieves ignored […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Babies!
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church was selling newborn babies donated by its parishioners. “It takes a great deal of wherewithal, or money, to go up Scientology’s […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Announces a Major OSA Intel Victory!
Speaking today from the Washington D.C. headquarters of the Church of Scientology, Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke to the media following his confidential briefing to President Obama about a highly […]
Public Warning: Beware of Unapproved E-Meters!
We in RTC are issuing a broad warning to all members of the public, concerned citizens, health care providers, attorneys general, police departments, and emergency rooms: Beware of Unapproved E-Meters! Due to […]
Warning to all Church Members!!!
We in RTC are issuing this public warning to all members of the Church of Scientology: WOGS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED WALKING ON LRH WAY IN HOLLYWOOD! We in RTC ordered OSA to […]
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