Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise has ordered we in RTC to issue a broad public warning to all Scientologists in good standing concerning the dangers of reading entheta online. While monitoring WiFi […]
The Church of Scientology is expanding globally at a faster rate this month than in the previous eleven months and even more so when compared to the previous 6.2 years exclusive of […]
Speaking today by cell phone from inside the locked trunk of his car into which he had been suddenly thrust for backflashing COB, Church of Scientology spokesmen Ken Delusion announced that Mr. […]
We in RTC are releasing shocking new data. Actual surveys indicate that 32.8% of people in the global population are not Scientologists. In other words, wogs still control 1/3 of the planet […]
We in RTC have asked New OT VIII Grant Cardone — a New York Times best selling arthur — to drop by today to ream all of you on your shitty sales […]
Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that as part of the “Softer Side of COB” PR campaign, David Miscavige is releasing his first instrumental jazz album along with fellow Scientologist Chick Corea. […]
The Church of Scientology’s wog PR firm Sitrick & Company has instructed we in RTC to begin a new ad campaign. Called “The Softer Side of COB“, this PR campaign will show […]
We in RTC are quite pleased to have the very famous and effective wog crisis management firm Sitrick & Company handling the never-ending series of crises in which COB RTC David Miscavige and […]
In a telling sign of the times, the Church of Scientology’s advertorial that was effusive in its praise of COB RTC David Miscavige was removed from the internet by the Psychs: This is […]
We in RTC are in full blown restim over the way in which The Atlantic advertorial became such a humiliating debacle for COB RTC David Miscavige. What the Atlantic keyed in for […]
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