Battlefield Earth: Shelly Battles Terl!
Tom Cruise Spontaneously Combusts!
Shortly before the Reverend Cruise spontaneously combusted during the Scientology Media Productions fundraising telethon, he experienced a moment of reverie and anaten. This occurred as Reverend Cruise was asking Scientologists to reach […]
Jenna Elfman Blows the Whistle on Psych Chemtrails Above Hollywood
Scientology OT Jenna Elfman spotted Psychiatric chemtrails being sprayed in the skies above her home in the Hollywood Hills. Acting with OT speed of particle flow, Jenna alerted the general populace: An […]
The Dead Author’s Podcast: L. Ron Hubbard
Pure comedy gold. The Dead Authors Podcast — L Ron Hubbard — Part 1 The Dead Authors Podcast — L. Ron Hubbard — Part 2
The Shroud of Tom Cruise: The Proof of OTIX and OTX is Here!
Artist: Daniel Edwards Cory Allen Contemporary Art “”There has never been a better time […]
The Church of Scientology and Computer Hacking: The Facts
“What are the real facts about the Church of Scientology and computer hacking?” asked Dr. Frank Wonderman today during a special meeting to address recent scandalous allegations. “The facts are these: When […]
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – Indoctrination for New Members
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of our highly effective spiritual technology. An exciting spiritual adventure awaits. Our copyrighted […]
Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone on Jesus
We in RTC applaud Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone for his very deep and profound view of Jesus. It comes near the very end:
Actual OT Positive Case Gain is Here!
We in RTC wish to inform all OT’s that the $500,000 or more you may have donated in the past was all for negative case gain. Due to COB’s brilliance, we in […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Reaches Astonishing News Heights in Hair!
We in RTC hinted about it several weeks ago at Tony Ortega’s criminally suppressive blog. Someone at that blog posted a photo of Michael Douglas as Liberace. We knew that this would […]
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