A big OTVIIIisGrrr8! shout out to the IAF Team and Livia Scott!
Thetan Commander Tom Cruise: The Time Is Now People!
“The time is now people,” said Thetan Commander Tom Cruise of Scientology Zeta RTC Corps VIII. “Scientology is under attack by the Marcabian Implanter Forces of A&E and its Scientology and the […]
Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital in an Ambulance!
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on by the imminent broadcast of HBO’s Going Clear. “The rageaholic 65-year-old cult had been slinging mud […]
Freedom Magazine Special Report: The Cancer Within
COB PTS 2 HBO
Terror-Rama Dome in Hollywood Showing Psych-Funded Hate Film!
The Terror-Rama Dome theater in Hollywood is showing the Psych-Funded HBO film Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. “Captain David Miscavige has ordered all 1,200,000,000 Scientologists in the Los Angeles […]
Captain Miscavige Orders the Nuclear Option Against HBO!
We in the Church of Scientology are under attack by the amassed global forces of planetary suppression. Captain David Miscavige is in his RTC War Room handling the dire threat posed by […]
KCET Rental Televisions: One-Channel RTC-Approved TV for Scientologists!
The KCET Rental Television receives only one RTC-approved broadcast channel: Scientology Media Productions. The KCET B&W Rental Television can be rented monthly for $1995. Rental color televisions are $2995 per month. The […]
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Statcrash in the Cathedral
“Flag Land Base has gone criminal!” declared Senior International Ecclesiastical Sec Checker and Interim IJC Captain Davis Jackinov. “Fleet Admiral Miscavige entrusted Flag to forward command intention with our new 21st century […]
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