“Danny Masterson’s traditional appearance as Santa Claus at the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s Christmas gala has been cancelled,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When asked to comment on the allegations that Scientologist Danny […]
“Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and needs more money now!” brayed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige at the Maiden Beating Event. “Never in the entire agonized history of this planet has […]
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* Do you like smoking cigarettes and lots of them? We do too! So does COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige! So did L. Ron Hubbard! * Do you like the idea of […]
Scientologist Tom Cruise announced today that he has quit his acting career to become an auditor in the Sea Org. “This planet’s not going to get cleared unless I help,” said Cruise. […]
“Danny Masterson wanted a higher purpose in life than acting,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Danny also needed a billion year break from the entheta of Hollywood, a change of jurisdiction so […]
Scientologist and Humanitarian Danny Masterson will be speaking this weekend on human rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre. The LAPD and LA District Attorney Jackie Lacie will also be in attendance to […]
“His career in free fall, actor Kevin Spacey has turned to Scientology’s Celebrity Centre for help,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Spacey follows in the footsteps of Harvey Weinstein who turned to […]
“My sister Joy Villa is really stupid,” declared New OTVIII Bobby Villa. “You’d have to be a moron to vote for her for Congress. Joy is a completely occluded case who can’t […]
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