“The Chairman of Blue Eyed Soul is the only way to describe the music of Dave Miscavige,” said Golden Era Records VP Ken Delusion. “And that’s why we at Golden Era were […]
Dave Miscavige: Songs of Scientology Rhapsody
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Explains Scientology and Toilet Paper
Scientology Fleet Admiral David Miscavige took the airwaves today to explain Scientology and toilet paper. Broadcasting live from The Scientology Channel (channel 5,078 on Time Warner cable), Fleet Admiral Miscavige opened by […]
Faith and Money: The Two Pillars of the Church of Scientology
Faith and Money are the two pillars upon which the Church of Scientology is forever established. Our members have faith and we have their money. This is true. As a labyrinthine series […]
David Miscavige Makes It Official: He is Running for President in 2016!
Private citizen and global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige today announced that he is running for President of the United States. “America needs aggressive new leadership. I’m the only one who can go […]
Surprise RTC Announcement: The First Four OT X’s in the World Have Been Made on the Freewinds!
We in RTC are pleased to announce the first four OT X’s in the world have been made aboard the Freewinds. “These OT X’s are no longer homo saps; they have transcended […]
The Church of Scientology School of Documentary Filmmaking Now Accepting Applications
The Church of Scientology School of Documentary Filmmaking in now accepting applications for its campus located in Hollywood, California. Core curriculum focuses on field work using hand held cameras to attack, accost, […]
Pope Francis Holds an Outdoor Mass For One Million People; Pope Miscavige Presents a 22 Year Old Video
September 2015: Pope Francis visited America, met with President Obama, spoke to a joint session of the US Congress, met with school children, visited prisoners, and held an outdoor Mass in Philadelphia […]
Church of Scientology Wishes Jewish People a Happy Rush Havana
We in the Church of Scientology wish Jewish people a happy Rush Havana. Although we know virtually nothing about Judaism, we in Scientology have been told that Rush Havana is some sort […]
Going Clear Wins Three Emmy’s; We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Nominated for a Whacky Award!
Finally! COB RTC David Miscavige is receiving the recognition he so richly deserves as a global ecclesiastical religious leader!
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