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Introduction to the Scientology Knowledge Report
Introduction to the Scientology Knowledge Report Issued by Captain Holotta Delusion, Inspector General Ethics, Religious Technology Center The Knowledge Report (KR) is designed to protect you and other Scientologists from receiving any […]
The Church of Scientology and Computer Hacking: The Facts
“What are the real facts about the Church of Scientology and computer hacking?” asked Dr. Frank Wonderman today during a special meeting to address recent scandalous allegations. “The facts are these: When […]
The Church of Scientology and Provable Bullshit
We in RTC wish to comment upon Church spokesman Karin Pouw’s reply to scurrilous allegations that Captain David Miscavige told two private investigators to not intervene and allow his father to die […]
When Thetans Drove Chrysler’s
“1962. Except for a few Commies who had been sent in to cause trouble, everything was A-OK with Scientology. “Back then we all smoked Kools and drove great big ol’ Chrysler’s just […]
We in Scientology Don’t Know Nuthin’
“We in the Choich ah Scientology don’t know nuthin’ bout no computer hacking.” “We are upstandin’ citizens Senator.” “It’s just by some weird coincidence that this gumshoe — and we never herda this […]
PUBLIC NOTICE: TORONTO SP CONFERENCE DECLARED AN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ASSEMBLY
— TO BE READ ALOUD TO THE ILLEGALLY ASSEMBLED SP TORONTO CONFERENCE BY A DESIGNATED SP AUTHORITY— We in RTC have declared the SP Toronto Conference, or conclave, or whatever it is […]
Masturbatory Activities in the Church of Scientology Must Cease!
“Enormous amounts of present time masturbatory activities prevent the Church of Scientology from attaining forward progress,” declared WDC Chairman Dr. Frank Wonderman. “Instead of clearing the planet, public Scientologists are engaged in […]
Secret RTC Briefing: Evil Billionaire Funding Tony Ortega
SECRET RTC BRIEFING – DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET We in RTC have learned that an evil billionaire is funding Tony Ortega and his new book The Unbreakable Miss Lovely. Although […]
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – Indoctrination for New Members
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of our highly effective spiritual technology. An exciting spiritual adventure awaits. Our copyrighted […]
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