Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a violent public outburst followed by a massive panic attack brought on by HBO’s Going Clear winning three Emmy’s. “The rageaholic 65-year-old […]
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Going Clear Wins Three Emmy’s; We in the Church of Scientology Are Very Bitter
“The Alex Gibney HBO documentary Going Clear has just won three Emmy’s,” announced Church spokesman Karin Pouw. “We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter at this gross injustice. This proves […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Nominated for a Whacky Award!
Finally! COB RTC David Miscavige is receiving the recognition he so richly deserves as a global ecclesiastical religious leader!
Scientology Issues Warning: Don’t Solo Audit While Driving!
“The gruesome photo says it all: New OT VII Rod Black of Los Angeles Model Ideal Org #129 was driving while solo auditing.” “He pulled it in, I mean, his being decapitated,” […]
Big Beings Being Big Magazine
We at Scientology Media Productions, on behalf of COB RTC David Miscavige, are pleased to launch our inaugural edition of Big Beings Being Big magazine, the new monthly journal for OT’s. Get […]
Labor Day Religious Insanity Extravaganza!
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Pope Hillary Declares Wiping Hard Drives a Protected Religious Sacrament
Taking her lead from the Church of Scientology, Pope Hillary Clinton of the First Church of Jesus Christ Socialist declared the wiping of hard drives to be a protected religious sacrament and […]
His Ecclesiastical Thetanship David Miscavige Needs More Money!
“The Church of Scientology is gripped in an unprecedented financial crisis of heretofore unimaginable and nightmarish magnitudes,” declared acting Finance Dictator Mr. Dan Sherman. “Not only has the price of rice and […]
Group Bank of the Church of Scientology to Engage in Quantative Easing to Prevent Collapse
Scientology Finance Dictator Dr. Werner Von Strudeldorf today announced that the Group Bank of the Church of Scientology would engage in quantitative easing to prevent the utter financial collapse of the Church. […]
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