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Turkey’s wog President Recep Tayyip Erdogan today publicly thanked the Fleet Admiral David Miscavige and his elite RTC Thetan Team 6 commandos for crushing the attempted coup against Erdogan’s government. Said Scientology […]
CIA Director John O. Brennan today announced that the agency had discovered Scientology’s secret underground alien base at an undisclosed location. “The Church of Scientology has been working with aliens since the […]
“We in the Church of Scientology have opened up a hotline for declared SP’s to call if they feel harassed by anti-Scientologists,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Even though we totally ruined […]
Classified: The 2016 relaunch of Battlefield Earth has sold only 122 copies. Galaxy Press is hereby assigned the condition of CONFUSION. COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to immediately […]
After the FBI cleared Hillary Clinton of a felony violation of “Section 793(f) of the federal penal code (Title 18): With lawful access to highly classified information she acted with gross negligence […]
With Scientology now the coolest religion on Earth, literally the Mouwad’s 1001 Nights Diamond purse of the mind, everyone wants to be an OT — even SP’s, DB’s, 1.1’s, wogs, spectators, dilettantes, […]
“I want you to reach out and touch your hand to mine as a point of Theta contact,” said Reverend Tom Cruise on the first annual XenuVision telethon to raise money for […]
“XenuVision is the wave of the future!” exulted aging Chairman of the Bored Dr. David Miscavige. “Unlike wog television, XenuVision is fully ideal in every way! Our uncorrupted communication line to the […]
Confederation Stardate 23 June 2016: COB is in hiding in a cheap hotel in Echo Park. He constantly obsesses about a billboard; his father’s book; his fading looks; and the ghost of […]
RTC SECRET INTERNAL MEMORANDUM: BURN AFTER READING Less than three weeks after Fleet Admiral David Miscavige opened Scientology Media Productions and ASI relaunched Battlefield Earth, the godless Russian Communists raided 14 Scientology […]
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