We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.
We in Scientology are not a Cult!
Are You a Tough Angry Sonofabitch? If so, Scientology Wants You!
We in the Church of Scientology are the world’s fastest growing religion. Our growth continues to skyrocket uncontrollably as billions of thetans clamor for Scientology goods and services like never before. But […]
Scientology Targeting Children
“With Sea Org recruitment at an all time low, we in Scientology have decided to target children,” announced Ken Delusion. “We’re using colorful clown vending machines at toy stores, ice cream parlors, […]
Billy on the Street – Escape from Scientology with Rachel Dratch
David Miscavige – Louis Farrakhan Telethon Sells Billions of Copies of Battlefield Earth!
“Thanks to the Battlefield Earth Telethon hosted by David Miscavige and Louis Farrakhan on Scientology Media Productions, billions of copies of Battlefield Earth were sold within the first hour of the […]
Jesus Leaves Christianity; Joins Scientology’s Sea Org
Admitting that Christianity doesn’t work because it is based upon a Psych R6 implant, Jesus Christ today cut his hair, shaved off his beard, and joined Scientology’s Sea Org. “Scientology is based […]
Give Billy Eichner All the Emmys for This “Escape from Scientology” Obstacle Course
We in the Church of Scientology highly recommend OT Billy Eichner’s “Escape From Scientology” video. Billy is hereby awarded his Bridge to Total Freedom at 50% off list price. Billy Eichner is […]
Scientology Boss David Miscaviges Assigns Jared Fogle to Create Pedanon
COB RTC David Miscavige has assigned new Church of Scientology spokesman Jared Fogle to the Sea Org Felons Unit (SOFU). A unit within OSA, SOFU is the successor of the Guardian’s Office […]
Captain Flag Land Base: Come and Work for Sea Organization!
David Miscavige Does Not Know the PI With the Gun and Silencer!
Link to LA Times Exclusive! COB: Wadda yagot for me? PI: Ahh, ya’s pops. He’s dyin out heres in a parking lot. Whad does I do? Calls fer help? COB: Now waida […]
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