Fleet Admiral David Miscavige today confirmed that Russian hackers were responsible for Scientology’s terrible reputation. “Vladimir Putin is behind the plot to destroy Scientology,” said the Fleet Admiral. “Putin is doing this […]
Miracle Money from Reverend Tom Cruise!
“I want you to reach out and touch your hand to mine as a point of Theta contact,” said Reverend Tom Cruise on the first annual XenuVision telethon to raise money for […]
XenuVision
“XenuVision is the wave of the future!” exulted aging Chairman of the Bored Dr. David Miscavige. “Unlike wog television, XenuVision is fully ideal in every way! Our uncorrupted communication line to the […]
Scientology and the mixed messages it sends!
RTC SECRET INTERNAL MEMORANDUM: BURN AFTER READING Less than three weeks after Fleet Admiral David Miscavige opened Scientology Media Productions and ASI relaunched Battlefield Earth, the godless Russian Communists raided 14 Scientology […]
Scientology Media Productions Test Pattern #8
“That’s All Folks!” Scientology Media Productions Test Pattern #8
May 28: Scientology Media Productions Grand Opening!
The inaugural broadcast from Scientology Media Productions in Los Feliz, California will feature COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige and Minister Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islamoscientology. These two most dedicated Scientologists […]
Scientology Boss David Miscavige Hires Jared Fogle as Spokesman
Church of Scientology Media Relations VP Ken Delusion confirmed today that Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige has hired Jared Fogle to be a spokesman for the Church’s new Scientology Media Productions unit. […]
Big Beings Being Big Magazine
We at Scientology Media Productions, on behalf of COB RTC David Miscavige, are pleased to launch our inaugural edition of Big Beings Being Big magazine, the new monthly journal for OT’s. Get […]
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