1972: L. Ron Hubbard was on the bridge of his flagship Apollo. The ship was somewhere off the coast of Las Palmas in the Canary Islands. The sky was blue and the […]
The Day I Met L. Ron Hubbard
Scientologists Ordered to Evacuate Los Angeles!
“The news of the lawsuit against David Miscavige and now HowdyCon has caused the ambient entheta levels to skyrocket in Los Angeles! Peak entheta readings of ten trillion kiloton light year […]
Why L. Ron Hubbard Was Not Able to Predict the Internet
Wog haters often taunt we in Scientology because our Founder “Ron” (his Earth name) was unable to foresee or predict the internet and the damage it would do to Scientology. Now […]
Commodore L. Ron Hubbard Declared AWOL by the Church of Scientology
Commodore L. Ron Hubbard of the Sea Org dropped his old body on January 24, 1986 in Creston, California. Per his Sea Org contract he had a 21 year leave of absence […]
Scientology: Now Hiring Really Bad Elvis Impersonators as Fundraisers!
Scientology is now hiring really bad Elvis impersonators as fundraisers. This is a commission only position and you must pay your own expenses. Pay is 3% of the take. “The fate of […]
Scientology Sizzling Summer Special: Buy a Copy of Dianetics & Receive a Free DVD of Gotti!
How can you lose with L. Ron Hubbard and John Gotti? They go together like money and laundering! Quantities limited to stock on hand, which is to say we in Scientology have […]
LRH’s Exactly Taped Path Out of the Trap
By way of answering an oft-asked technical question we get in RTC, Dr. Hubbard used Mighty Line® Deluxe Safety Tape – 4″ x 100′, Yellow/Black to exactly tape the way out of […]
Is Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg Setting Up an “OT Insanity” Defense?
“We in Scientology have long warned the public that reading the OT materials without proper preparations will cause a person to freewheel through their implants, catch pneumonia, and die,” said Church spokesman […]
Communist Brainwashing Manual: Declaration of Charles Stickley
My name is Charles Stickley. Contrary to rumors, half-truths, and wild-eyed confabulations, I alone am the author of the book Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics. I first met […]
Big Dick’s Scientology Success Affirmations
* My failed purposes have failed in their purposes to stop me. Hence, I am becoming more prosurvival everyday. * For Scientology Volunteer Ministers, a disaster is an opportunity waiting to happen. […]
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