And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
Looking Back: Scientology 2016
HowdyCon Pronounced an Illegal Criminal Assembly
— TO BE READ ALOUD TO THE ILLEGALLY ASSEMBLED HOWDYCON CRIMINAL ASSEMBLY BY THE DESIGNATED SP IN CHARGE— Acting in his capacity as Imperial Galactic Interstellar Emperor, RTC Chief Inquisitor, and Space […]
Give Billy Eichner All the Emmys for This “Escape from Scientology” Obstacle Course
We in the Church of Scientology highly recommend OT Billy Eichner’s “Escape From Scientology” video. Billy is hereby awarded his Bridge to Total Freedom at 50% off list price. Billy Eichner is […]
Hoo Ba Ba Kanda | Pogo
Turn up the speakers and enjoy these videos! Pogo (Nick Bertke) is a music producer and remix artist who has created a dynamite remix featuring televangelist Robert Tilton. We in the Church […]
The Church of Scientology and Computer Hacking: The Facts
“What are the real facts about the Church of Scientology and computer hacking?” asked Dr. Frank Wonderman today during a special meeting to address recent scandalous allegations. “The facts are these: When […]
The Scientology E-Metermobile Is Coming to Your City!
“The Church of Scientology E-Metermobile is coming to your city soon!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Captain Miscavige and OT Tom Cruise will kickoff the 200 city E-Metermobile Scientology Goodwill Ambassador tour […]
Jesus Christ Scientologist
“If Jesus Christ were alive today he would be a Scientologist,” declared Scientology OT John Travolta. “I say this because a person can be a Scientologist and still practice their own religion.” […]
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