Scientology Media Productions today announced the production of its new series Scientology: The Real Story. “Season one will feature ten exciting episodes explained Sea Org Ensign Brenda Bahlbreaker, Commanding Officer of SMP. […]
COB RTC David Miscavige & Mr. Danny Masterson to headline at the Winning with Scientology Seminar at Celebrity Centre! Seats are limited. Book your tickets now. Event to be held in the […]
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs has been selected to take over as the Pope of Scientology following David Miscavige’s sudden and unexplained departure to Bulgravia. Dobbs said his immediate plans were for Scientology […]
And the winner for Best Cult is Scientology… no wait… the winner is, sorry, sorry, there’s been a mix up. The winner for Best Cult is Heaven’s Gate. Sorry David Miscavige and […]
“What is your diagnosis Doctor?” queried Ken Delusion, “Has David Miscavige’s angry penis infection cleared up?” “No it has not,” replied Scientology Dr. Donald Wildebeest “And yet I’ve repeatedly warned COB that […]
After an intense 48 hour manhunt and dragnet conducted by over 1,200 members of Scientology’s security forces, it has been determined that Tony Ortega was not in Clearwater. Nevertheless, the threat of […]
Scientology leader David Miscavige is the greatest spiritual leader in history. He is greater than Jesus, Buddha, etc.
A guest column by Dr. Frank Wonderman, Executive Director of Parishioner Interrogation & Surveillance Services The recent 1,000+ parishioner interrogations, or sec checks, my department has conducted revealed a shocking fact: Fully […]
Now it can be revealed: Scientology’s attorney Monique Yingling is the love child of L. Ron Hubbard and Leona Helmsley. Now it all makes sense. Now we know why Monique is the […]
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