“Recent surveys performed by an outside firm have shown that the Church of Scientology is perceived as being unfriendly and strange by fully 92% of the raw meat wog public,” stated Comrade […]
We in RTC are pleased to present another inspirational talk and call to action by Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. Здравствуйте! My fellow Scientologists, we in COB’s newly created Fundraising Police have been […]
Chairman Miscavige is suffering from a long list of problems. As a result, $750,000,000 is needed by Thursday at 2:00 PM. You yourself are personally responsible for all of COB’s problems and […]
“It has come to the attention of we in the senior ecclesiastical strata of RTC that a new and virulent strain of SP has emerged,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “This new […]
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]
“Captain David Miscavige acted with swift ferocity in declaring the Psych-funded wog television show 60 Minutes a criminal SP group,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today at a special emergency plenary meeting […]
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman convened a Committee of Evidence at 0300 hours this morning against Blake Silber, VP Bridge Publications Inc. Charges against Silber include treason, forwarding enemy lines, spreading entheta, engaging […]
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