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OT Success Story
OT SUCCESS STORY “One day I was accused of beating numerous members of an unincorporated religious order. “However, this couldn’t possibly be true because this religious order doesn’t legally exist and therefore […]
Church of Scientology — Free Personality Test!
North Korea Celebrates Humanitarian David Miscavige
North Korea declared today “Humanitarian David Miscavige Day.” An award ceremony was held at the Holiday Inn in Pyongyang. Goat meat, potatoes, powdered milk, rice, and healthful Russian vodka was served. Humanitarian […]
NBC News Anchor Brian Williams Turns to the Church of Scientology for Crisis PR Help
Embattled NBC news anchor Brian Williams has turned to the Church of Scientology for help. Williams knows that Scientology’s proven ability to handle crisis PR is vital if he is to save […]
The Church of Scientology is Anti-Vax
The Scientology E-Metermobile Is Coming to Your City!
“The Church of Scientology E-Metermobile is coming to your city soon!” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Captain Miscavige and OT Tom Cruise will kickoff the 200 city E-Metermobile Scientology Goodwill Ambassador tour […]
Church of Scientology Leader & Tom Cruise to Lead Super Bowl Halftime Festivities!
“Church of Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Fleet Admiral David Miscavige and celebrity Tom Cruise will lead the Super Bowl halftime festivities,” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “These are the two most dedicated […]
The IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace
“COB RTC David Miscavige always wears the IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace,” exclaimed Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “and so do the rest of we in RTC!” “The IA$ Good Luck Money Necklace […]
A Googleplexion of New Scientologists!
Wog mathematician Dr. Stan Sharp had been hired to consult on numbers, specifically Church of Scientology “stat” numbers. COB, you see, needed a new set of PR numbers to publish. As COB […]
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