Tucker Carlson Attacked by Demon; Scientology Diagnoses the Attack and Offers to Help
Tucker Carlson Attacked by Demon; Scientology Diagnoses the Attack and Offers to Help
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Scientology Offers Free LRH Study Tech Course to Bar Exam Failure Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian failed her bar exam because she failed to complete a course in L. Ron Hubbard Study Technology,
Big Pharma Executive Passes Out in the White House. Scientology Denies This was a Fair Game Op against a Psych Drug Pedder.
Big Pharma Executive Passes Out in the White House. Scientology Rejoices!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY // INTERPLANETARY OPS
Date: 4th Day of the Roswell Galactic Cycle 78From: US Space Force, Directorate of Extraterrestrial Operations, Interagency Task Force 812To: Cleared Recipients per Distribution List Subject: Demand from the US Senate Select […]
BREAKING: Scientology Eliminates “Illegal” Binding Arbitration Clause.
Waiver of All Rights (Known and Unknown)
By signing, the parishioner surrenders not only their civil rights, but also their air rights, mineral rights, and eternal rights in all galaxies. Retroactive waivers apply to past lives as well.
Bags of Scientology Books Thrown Out of White House Window. Deemed “Terrorist Cult Literature” by the Secret Service.
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige became apoplectic today upon learning that the Secret Service had tossed several bags of Scientology books out of a second-story White House window. The Secret Service […]
It Came From Outer Space
Xenu is watching you on an omnipresent basis. Even when you sleep and dream Xenu is watching you for he never sleeps or dreams. You have good reasons to fear. You are […]
Scientology Releases New Hand Cream for Ease of Auditing!
“Say goodbye to Scientology’s old standard hand cream and say hello to the COB’s new Scientology hand cream and lube!” announced Flag spokesman Ken Delusion. “Dr. Hubbard long ago realized that hand […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Offers to Broker Peace in the Middle East Using Scientology
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