Kim Kardashian failed her bar exam because she failed to complete a course in L. Ron Hubbard Study Technology,
Scientology Offers Free LRH Study Tech Course to Bar Exam Failure Kim Kardashian
BREAKING: Scientology Eliminates “Illegal” Binding Arbitration Clause.
Waiver of All Rights (Known and Unknown)
By signing, the parishioner surrenders not only their civil rights, but also their air rights, mineral rights, and eternal rights in all galaxies. Retroactive waivers apply to past lives as well.
A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History
A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History Massimo Introvigne, P.S.C.A. CESNUR In this paper we examine how the Jesuits stole and copied Dr. L. Ron Hubbard’s Sea Org as have […]
“Only Scientology Can Help Rachel Zegler!” Declares Tom Cruise — “I Know. I’ve Been Where She’s At!”
Scientologist Tom Cruise has publicly offered to pay for Rachel Zegler to get Emergency Celebrity Auditing at Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. “I’ve been where Rachel is at when I […]
Scientology DOGE: “Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities”
Scientology today announced its mandatory euthanasia program designed to eliminate non-contributing Scientologists from this planet. The program is called Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities, or Scientology DOGE. “If a Scientologist can no longer […]
COB’s Special 2025 Speech to All Scientologists
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
David Miscavige to Replace Donald Trump as GOP Presidential Candidate; Tom Cruise Takes VP Slot.
“Following Donald Trump’s shockingly poor debate performance, panicked Republicans voted to replace Trump/Vance with Scientology’s proven ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Scientology’s internal polling shows […]
New 1000X More Powerful Tom Cruise Super Power Rundown Creating SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!!
Scientology’s new 1000X more powerful Super Power Rundown is creating an entire new race of SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!! In other words, this new Flag-only Rundown is creating a race of […]
E. Stuart Mills: David Miscavige Issues TEN ORDERS Everyone MUST OBEY – OR ELSE!
Orders to Obey or Else:
Why David Miscavige is WAY MORE Popular than Taylor Swift: Facts from a Scientology Lawyer
Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this […]
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