Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain […]
Fugitive Spacelord Xenu Located!
1963: L. Ron Hubbard Meets Charles Manson to Discuss R2-45 and the Handling of SP’s
1963: L. Ron Hubbard met with Scientologist Charles Manson to discuss how to introduce Scientology to young people who believed that R2-45 was an effective solution for exteriorizing one’s enemies. Essentially, Dr. […]
Scientology OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to Shut the Hell Up!
Scientologist OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to shut the hell up and stop talking about Scientology and the Aftermath or he will make them shut up! “I’m goddamn sick and […]
Scientology & Disconnection
The Church of Scientology is pleased to announce its newest venture: Theta Movers. This full service moving company is here to service all your moving needs when OSA has ordered you to […]
New Scientology Ad Campaign for Spring 2017
Who says Scientology isn’t pro-family? We in Scientology say that the family that Fair Games SP’s together stays together. Mom & Dad: Go Fair Game some SP’s today and take your children […]
Are You a Declared SP Being Harassed by Anti-Scientologists? There is Help!
“We in the Church of Scientology have opened up a hotline for declared SP’s to call if they feel harassed by anti-Scientologists,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Even though we totally ruined […]
Psychs Behind Skyrocketing Black Market in Counterfeit OT Certs
With Scientology now the coolest religion on Earth, literally the Mouwad’s 1001 Nights Diamond purse of the mind, everyone wants to be an OT — even SP’s, DB’s, 1.1’s, wogs, spectators, dilettantes, […]
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – Indoctrination for New Members
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of our highly effective spiritual technology. An exciting spiritual adventure awaits. Our copyrighted […]
IAS Donations Give 47x More Case Gain Than Auditing!
RTC Commander Svetlana Yuriev of the IAS Upgraded Patrons Yabbering Organization United R6’ers (IAS UP YOURS) today reminded all Scientologists of the single most vital planetary-changing datum: “IAS Donations give 47x more […]
The IAS Bridge to Total Patronage
“If you did the OT Levels and became confused or stalled, well you’re not alone!” declared COB RTC David Miscavige. “The Bridge to Total Freedom has never been properly understood due to […]
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