“With anti-religious bigots running loose everywhere across the world, all Scientologists are expected to buy and use the new religious bigotry alarm button,” said Rev. Ken Delusion, Director of Religious Bigotry Prevention […]
Scientology OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to Shut the Hell Up!
Scientologist OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to shut the hell up and stop talking about Scientology and the Aftermath or he will make them shut up! “I’m goddamn sick and […]
Are You a Tough Angry Sonofabitch? If so, Scientology Wants You!
We in the Church of Scientology are the world’s fastest growing religion. Our growth continues to skyrocket uncontrollably as billions of thetans clamor for Scientology goods and services like never before. But […]
Scientology & Disconnection
The Church of Scientology is pleased to announce its newest venture: Theta Movers. This full service moving company is here to service all your moving needs when OSA has ordered you to […]
New Scientology Ad Campaign for Spring 2017
Who says Scientology isn’t pro-family? We in Scientology say that the family that Fair Games SP’s together stays together. Mom & Dad: Go Fair Game some SP’s today and take your children […]
I’m a Scientologist at my Org but a Wog everywhere else
A guest column by Dr. Frank Wonderman, Executive Director of Parishioner Interrogation & Surveillance Services The recent 1,000+ parishioner interrogations, or sec checks, my department has conducted revealed a shocking fact: Fully […]
Are You a Declared SP Being Harassed by Anti-Scientologists? There is Help!
“We in the Church of Scientology have opened up a hotline for declared SP’s to call if they feel harassed by anti-Scientologists,” declared Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Even though we totally ruined […]
Conditional Holiday Greetings from the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology Conditional Holiday Greetings (Please read, fill in your name, date, and then sign and return to your nearest Church of Scientology in the postage-paid return envelope) We in the […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Sees Bad Times Followed by Good Times
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu predicts, “hard times followed by good times” for the Church. “The entheta, lawsuits, Sea Org members blowing, and the statcrashes — it is all a […]