“Psychiatry’s sixty-three year nonstop campaign of terror against the Church of Scientology has sunk to a new low!” exclaimed Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion at an emergency press conference held today […]
David Miscavige Donates $67,000 to Portland Police Dept!
COB RTC David Miscavige is the single most important being in the universe. He is more important than any head of state, movie star, and certainly far more important than Louis Farrakhan, […]
COB Discovers Anonymous’ Secret Cyborg Factory!
COB RTC David Miscavige has once again done the miraculous. While recently exterior with full perceptics and operating with his Super Powers, COB factually located Anonymous’ secret Cyborg factory. In doing so, […]
Scientologist Will Smith Badly Beaten by Newspaper Reporter!
The news out of of Hollywood is shocking. Some stupid fictional wog story about a man from a another planet who has “Super Power” is making fantastic sums of money! We in […]
David Miscavige: New Bridge for OTXIII and Beyond!
COB RTC David Miscavige today electrified Scientologists with a new breakthrough technical announcement of magnitudes. “COB does a great deal of why finding,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion explained. “And COB has found […]
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