Religious Technology Center – Page 38

Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Orders Tom Cruise to “Come to the Event!”

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 29, 2012 • ( 11 Comments )

To allay any concerns on the part of the 4.2 billion Church of Scientology parishioners that Tom Cruise might be leaving the Church, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige ordered New OT VII Tom […]

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Scientology’s Plans for the Nation of Islam

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 29, 2012 • ( 13 Comments )

We in RTC greet you in the name of the Honorable COB RTC David Miscavige, the Beneficent. All praise be due unto COB. Regarding the Nation of Islam, we in RTC already […]

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North Korea Obliterates an SP

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 26, 2012 • ( 9 Comments )

We in RTC salute Kim Jong-un, the new COB of North Korea for obliterating a Suppressive Person: As reported in The Telegraph, the SP was found guilty of Joking and Degrading: “Kim […]

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Your Donations Are Urgently Needed!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 25, 2012 • ( 14 Comments )

COB RTC David Miscavige is a BIG BEING. COB works to save the planet and its inhabitants from ruin and destruction every minute of every day. $160,000,000 in donations are urgently needed […]

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Warning to all Church Members!!!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 23, 2012 • ( 8 Comments )

We in RTC are issuing this public warning to all members of the Church of Scientology: WOGS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED WALKING ON LRH WAY IN HOLLYWOOD! We in RTC ordered OSA to […]

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We Are the Most Ethical Group on the Planet

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on September 29, 2012 • ( 16 Comments )

We in RTC wish to welcome you to our blog. While you are here, you are expected to obey our rules. Please note that any infractions are subject to immediate justice actions, […]