“There are no e-meters in the between-lives area,” Flag Senior C/S Stayta Kleer warned Scientologists. “You’ve got to make it to full OT this time around.” “What a dangerous thought to consider: […]
Scientologist Katherine Fraser Uses OT Force Field to Stop Wog Journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia
We in RTC were shocked — shocked we say — when wog journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia recently showed up unannounced at Gold Base! Worse, she had journo Tony Ortega […]
Scientology Announces Recall of OT III’s
“We in RTC have found direct evidence that Big Pharma sabotaged the neural network we implant into OT III’s,” said Inspector General Tech Mr. Ken Delusion. “We found the Sike Virus A […]
Scientology OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to Shut the Hell Up!
Scientologist OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to shut the hell up and stop talking about Scientology and the Aftermath or he will make them shut up! “I’m goddamn sick and […]
Marcabs Invade PAC Base!
PAC Base Incident Report: 2213 Hours: Warships of the Marcabian Confederation decloaked and criminally penetrated Scientology airspace in an attempt to steal the OT materials. This violation of the RTC-Marcabian treaty may […]
Jenna Elfman and Her Embarrassing New ABC Sitcom “Imaginary Mary”
“As a Scientology OT, Jenna Elfman’s ability to telepathically audit her BT’s made her a natural to play the part of a grown woman who talks to an imaginary childhood friend,” said […]
Top Secret Documents Leaked! NWO Psych Conspiracy Revealed!
SHADOWMAN IMPLANTING GROUP LLC (SIG LLC) CONFIDENTIAL OPERATIONS AND TECHNICAL MANUAL WIRELESS AIRBORNE BT TECHNOLOGY (WABITT AI) INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY SIG LLC WIRELESS AIRBORNE BT TECHNOLOGY (WABITT AI) OVERVIEW. Purpose: The WABITT is […]
OT Prosperity Convention — Change of Venue Announced
Church of Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw today announced that the OT Prosperity Convention has been moved. “Originally scheduled at the Best Western, the event has been moved to the Denny’s on Sunset […]