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Scientology Announces Recall of OT III’s


An OT III infected with the Sike A Virus

“We in RTC have found direct evidence that Big Pharma sabotaged the neural network we implant into OT III’s,” said Inspector General Tech Mr. Ken Delusion.

“We found the Sike Virus A in 90% of OT III’s tested. Big Pharma attackers  got into the neural networks of OT III’s via an unsecured IPsec tunnel in the CSI corporate LAN. It didn’t help that the master password was 1234.”

“As a result, we have instructed the Church of Scientology International to issue a recall on all OT III’s in order to install a new neural network. As this requires opening the skull, anesthesia will be used. Healing time varies, but affected parties should plan on one Earth year. Side effects may include vampirism, hallucinations, and paranoia.”

Scientology OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to Shut the Hell Up!

Scientologist OT7 Richard “Big Dick” Bongo warns SP’s to shut the hell up and stop talking about Scientology and the Aftermath or he will make them shut up!

“I’m goddamn sick and tired of hearing about this show,” exclaimed Big Dick Bongo. “And yeah, I know the show won an Emmy but so what? Those faggots in Hollywood make an Emmy sound like it’s some kind of  big deal. Well it’s not! And for the record I’d rather have my e-meter than an Emmy!”

Marcabs Invade PAC Base!


PAC Base Incident Report: 2213 Hours: Warships of the Marcabian Confederation decloaked and criminally penetrated Scientology airspace in an attempt to steal the OT materials. This violation of the RTC-Marcabian treaty may lead to war. Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has vowed to stop the recent unchecked episodes of Marcabian aggression and incursions into Scientology airspace.

Bottom line: The Marcabs will never get the OT materials and may never receive auditing in this or any other lifetime until they confess their crimes and give Scientology their exteriorization technology. We in Scientology need the Marcabian exteriorization technology because ours doesn’t work and never has.

Jenna Elfman and Her Embarrassing New ABC Sitcom “Imaginary Mary”

“As a Scientology OT, Jenna Elfman’s ability to telepathically audit her BT’s made her a natural to play the part of a grown woman who talks to an imaginary childhood friend,” said an ABC executive who spoke under the condition of anonymity.

“However, yes, I have to agree that once we actually made two episodes of Imaginary Mary, the show does come off as freakish, unnatural, and bizarre,” admitted the exec. “We at ABC plan to dispose of this ill-conceived bomb of a show quietly and without sorrow after a few episodes.”

Meanwhile, on her Reddit AMA, Jenna Elfman did not exactly show the OT powers we in RTC expect from our OT’s. There were also SP Joker’s and Degraders:

Jenna was so very highly enturbulated by recent events that she dramatized her upset by leaping from a second story window. Fortunately, Tom Cruise was there to treat her at the scene of this accident:


Top Secret Documents Leaked! NWO Psych Conspiracy Revealed!





Purpose: The WABITT is a psychoactive “AI” electronic implanting device intended for use on human planets in the early phases of their discovery and use of radio, television, and internet transmission technologies. WABITT’s are ideally introduced in the period when radio has been stable for several decades and wide-scale television and the internet use are beginning to occur.

1. Cultural Psycho-Prompts: Coincident with initial WABITT deployment in by contrail-dispersal aircraft, SIG LLC will stage the requisite flying saucer crashes, hoaxes, conspiracies, and “signs and wonders” to increase public interest in New Age, psychiatric, religious, and occultic groups and conspiracy theories.

2. Powering Up the WABITT: WABITT’s are released on a stealth basis by SIG LLC  aircraft equipped with contrail dispersal gear. WABITT’s are dispersed atmospherically. They are capable of continuously self-charging their internal 64 year batteries by scavenging ambient WiFi, television, and radio broadcast energy. An internal switching circuit allows WABITT’s to scavenge power from the SIG LLC satellite network that beams Tesla power wirelessly to WABITT’s.

3. Deployment:  Once released in the stratosphere by SIG LLC contrail aircraft, the prevailing winds disperse tens of trillions of WABITT’s globally.

4. Attraction and Clustering to Human Bodies: The WABITT 98.6 F guidance system seeks human body temperature and thus guides itself towards humans using its autopilot circuit. Once a WABITT is within one meter of a human, it releases an energetic microwave pulse to implant itself onto the human. The statistical distribution is such that all humans on Teegeeack have 350,000-2,500,000 WABITT’s attached to their bodies.

5. Activation: Once implanted on the body of a human, the WABITT self-activates its onboard radio, television, and internet receivers and psycho-transmitters.

6. The Scientology Angle: WABITT Technology is the actual undisclosed basis of the Scientology upper levels and has been for decades since the secret agreement between CSC and SIG LLC. Due to their low current DC output, WABBIT devices read on the e-meter and hence are detectable. This functionality provides self-referential  proof to willing adherents.


NOTE: SIG LLC licensees understand and acknowledge that WABBIT’s have no user serviceable parts, are not dishwasher safe, and will not open hatch covers to inspect the patented, secret inner mechanisms of ATS’ proprietary psychotronic technology.

6A. Recording: Each WABITT can digitally record up to three minutes of randomly-selected radio, television, and internet content. The content on each WABBIT is randomly erased and new content recorded. Time intervals for random erasure range from sixty seconds to sixty-two years. Erasure is initiated by a randomizer. Randomity is an essential product feature of WABBIT’s.

6B. Pseudo-Personality Software: The patented WABITT AI software algorithm is selective in recording dialogue from both real and fictional characters on television, radio, and online. The WABITT records dialogue in order to feedback, or mimic, the apparency that it is a real person. When telepathically contacted by a human OT, the WABITT will appear to be an actual entity interacting with the human OT. When telepathically contacted by a Christian or a Muslim, the WABBIT can mimic an angel, a demon, or the jinn. Other WABBIT’s will oppose the primary WABBIT being contacted in order to initiate inner conflict and drive a person to seek one of the cures secretly sold by SIG LLC front groups, organizations, and religions.

6C. Challenge Default Software: When presented with a challenge from a human OT that its pseudo-person software cannot process, the challenge default software on the WABITT will prompt it to claim that is has been somnolent or has had amnesia on the wholetrack and has just been woken up.

6D. Inc II Default: All WABITT’s include a Inc II recall data loop. This is purely fictional but nevertheless serves to validate the upper level claims of Inc II of OT III.

6E: R6 Defaults: All WABITT’s include data recall loops that support all major Teegeeack religious images. Note: The auto-switching circuitry will fail in 2.5% of the human population due to anomalies in body chemistry that are not understood. This will cause these individuals to freewheel through the recordings and data streams of their 350,000 – 2,500,000 WABITT’s. Conversely, 2.5% of the human population will become various sorts of geniuses due to harmonic amplification of WABITT data streams. Both extremes are perplexing and degrade SIG LLC NWO master planning.

Method Patent: The WABITT is based on AI. The WABITT device is a wireless, pseudo-telepathic receiver and transmitter that creates a fragmentary, artificial personality. Each of the 35,000 – 50,000 WABITT’s clustered upon each human receives and records random snippets of radio, television, and internet signals and then transmits this content into the mind of humans. The vast data torrent transmitted by WABBITS is subjectively experienced and interpreted by humans in various ways:

A. As intrapsychic conflict between warring identities. Hence, the WABITT can easily induce schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, and/or other “psychiatric” and “religious” disorders.

B. Mental chatter to be ignored by use of Zen.

C. Voices inside of one’s head to be obeyed.

D. Voices inside of one’s head to be physician-medicated or self-medicated.

E. Inconsequential biological noise that can be ignored.

F. Endless and free creative content.

H. Deja Vu experiences

I. Religious visions, raptures, and ecstasies.

J. Mental image pictures and/or engrammic content about which something can and must be done.

K. Auditory and/or visual hallucinations.

L. Apparitions, ghosts, extraterrestrials, and various other entities.

M. When used with Scientology brand solo auditing, the WABITT senses e-meter low voltage and auto switches to its BT mode.

The versatile WABITT can be used to create intrapsychic conflict and thus monetize Religion, Psychiatry, Scientology, and many other lucrative mass movements, frenzies, fads, political rage, popular delusions, madness, and other profitable psychopathologies. The WABITT is most fundamentally a device used to manipulate and control humans.

Monetization: SIG LLC secretly offers “cures”, “pharmaceuticals”, and “religious technology” to various groups in exchange for gold, platinum, or titanium bars. What SIG LLC actually does is to remotely switch off a percentage of WABITT’s in a given group in order to create the apparency of religious deliverance, psychiatric cures, spiritual freedom, the state of Clear, or other apparently miraculous breakthroughs that are ultimately without substance. WABBITS are in the 0 state or the 1 state. 0 state is experienced as pain. The 1 state is experienced as pleasure.

By cycling 0 and 1 sequences from the SIG LLC satellites and the Mount Shasta very large emitter grid array, the human population is kept in a perpetual quest for cure, salvation, and happiness in exchange for which they will pay our front groups all of their substance. Some SIG LLC front groups are more profitable with WABBIT technology than others. As a general statement, however, WABITT’s are Squey.

OT Prosperity Convention — Change of Venue Announced


Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw

Church of Scientology spokesperson Karin Pouw today announced that the OT Prosperity Convention has been moved.

“Originally scheduled at the Best Western, the event has been moved to the Denny’s on Sunset Boulevard,” Pouw stated.

“Despite the change of venue,” Pouw commented, “this will nevertheless be the 47x biggest ever OT Prosperity Convention in world history. Mr. Calvin Snotter of the Freewinds will share vital planetary-changing data — after which he will hit up attendees for donations and then skip out on his part of the tab.”

“Plan to be there.”