Thanks to the miracles wrought by COB RTC David Miscavige in GAT II, people can now go Clear at Flag with complete certainty. This was not possible in the past and that […]
You Can Now Go Clear at Flag with Complete Certainty!
RTC RED ALERT: NO SOCIAL MEDIA ON SUPER POWER & GAT II
We in RTC have issued a Red Alert in this sector of the universe. SOCIAL MEDIA BLACKOUT DECLARED! NO SCIENTOLOGIST IS TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT SUPER POWER AND GAT II FOR THE […]
Super Fighter Tom Cruise Saves the Church of Scientology from Psychiatry!
We in the Church of Scientology wish to clear up a misconception in the media: Tom’s Cruise’s main job is not acting; he only acts to pay the bills. No, Tom Cruise’s […]
Launch of Super Power and GAT II to be World’s First “On the Cans Only” Event!
After months of extensive preparation, we in RTC can now announce that next week’s launch of Super Power and GAT II will be the world’s first “On the Cans Only” event. Each […]
Church of Scientology to Launch of Super Power & GAT II via Skype
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that the Church will create history when it becomes the first major religion to globally launch new religious technology via Skype. “This will be […]
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