
“Tens of millions of now older Scientologists never attained the State of Clear in this lifetime,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “There were many barriers to attaining Clear,” Delusion noted. “Suppression, money, […]
“Tens of millions of now older Scientologists never attained the State of Clear in this lifetime,” declared Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “There were many barriers to attaining Clear,” Delusion noted. “Suppression, money, […]
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“Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and needs more money now!” brayed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige at the Maiden Beating Event. “Never in the entire agonized history of this planet has […]
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has just reached the State of Clear at Scientology’s Pyongyang Ideal Org. “I’m so happy to have finally reached the State Clear! I’ve eradicated my reactive mind […]
Talk about speed up the Bridge! Right on the heels of becoming Super Power Completion #3000, Scientologist Zeke Manson attested to the State of Clear today at Flag. Sez Zeke, “I no […]
Secret RTC studies have shown that 93% of Scientologists who reach OT VII are declared SP’s within three years of reaching this exalted state. This is a shocking datum! When surveyed, fully […]