Do you have what it takes to be the fourth Mrs. Tom Cruise? Open enrollment for Tom Cruise wife auditions runs through December 2019. Please send photos and your all-important incisor teeth […]
David Miscavige: Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and Needs More Money Now!
“Scientology is in a SERIOUS CRISIS and needs more money now!” brayed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige at the Maiden Beating Event. “Never in the entire agonized history of this planet has […]
Kim Jong-un Attains State of Clear in Scientology!
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has just reached the State of Clear at Scientology’s Pyongyang Ideal Org. “I’m so happy to have finally reached the State Clear! I’ve eradicated my reactive mind […]
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Scientologist Zeke Manson Goes Clear
Talk about speed up the Bridge! Right on the heels of becoming Super Power Completion #3000, Scientologist Zeke Manson attested to the State of Clear today at Flag. Sez Zeke, “I no […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Money Saving SP Declares!
Secret RTC studies have shown that 93% of Scientologists who reach OT VII are declared SP’s within three years of reaching this exalted state. This is a shocking datum! When surveyed, fully […]
