Did someone say grand opening? Why yes they did. To be specific, Chairman Miscavige of the People’s Committee for Grand Openings of Already Opened Buildings will be re-grand-opening AOLA and ASHO! The […]
Did Someone Say Grand Opening?
Scientology Leader Puts in Ethics on Boris Putin, Saves Ukraine
Church of Scientology Peoples Commissar Captain David Miscavige has once again saved the world from war and disaster. He did so by sending 3,000 copies of The Way to Happiness to Ukraine. […]
Scientology and Masturbation
We in RTC, once again, take umbrage at the disparagement, the so-called humor, being directed at the Church of Scientology from the suppressive internet. This latest Joker & Degrader thinks it’s all […]
The Hidden SP on COB’s Lines Found
“A recent OSA investigation has determined that Lee Baca, the former Sheriff of Los Angeles County, was the hidden SP on COB’s lines,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion solemnly announced to local newspaper […]
Trotskyite Wreckers and Internetistas Are Responsible for Attacks Upon the Church of Scientology
“Trotskyite wreckers, Internetistas, and other double dealers have been found to be the SP’s responsible for derailing COB’s most recent five year plan,” Comrade Frankovich Wondermanski somberly declared at the recent 37th […]
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