We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
Scientology’s New Year’s Resolutions
The New Internet Only Freedom for Clears Rundown!
Lisa Marie Presley Disrepects Fleet Admiral David Miscavige!
…Tony Ortega reported that ex-Scientologist Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of Elvis Presley and former wife of late pop legend Michael Jackson, has been plotting to covertly undermine the leadership of the […]
Introduction to the Scientology Knowledge Report
Introduction to the Scientology Knowledge Report Issued by Captain Holotta Delusion, Inspector General Ethics, Religious Technology Center The Knowledge Report (KR) is designed to protect you and other Scientologists from receiving any […]
No You May Not Have a Copy of Your SP Declare
We in RTC are often badgered by bitter defrocked apostates for actual paper copies of their goldenrod declares. This will never happen so don’t even ask. We in RTC know the cunning […]
Church of Scientology Facing Critical Situations in South Africa
“The Church of Scientology faces critical situations in South Africa,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion announced today at a news conference. “As a result of these these very critical situations,” Delusion commented, “”COB […]
John P. Capitalist and His Blog Declared a Suppressive Group!
RTC 15 November 2013 SUPPRESSIVE GROUP DECLARE JOHN P. CAPITALIST AND HIS BLOG John P. Capitalist and his criminally suppressive blog are hereby declared a Suppressive Group for their many HIGH CRIMES: […]
Church of Scientology Now Selling Money Saving SP Declares!
Secret RTC studies have shown that 93% of Scientologists who reach OT VII are declared SP’s within three years of reaching this exalted state. This is a shocking datum! When surveyed, fully […]
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