We in RTC consider Scientology registrars, as a class, to be lazy and stupid. They have always been this way. For example, when then-registrar Ken Delusion, who later became our International Spokesman, […]
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain […]
Shortly before his sudden disappearance in 1975, Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa told a US Congressional Committee that he was ordering America’s one million Teamsters to do Dianetics and Scientology courses. Hoffa proclaimed […]
Q: How does a Psych capture a mighty thetan like Tom Cruise? A: Space Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk has lured Tom Cruise into a trap by offering him a ride into […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige had just been introduced to the crowd. Suddenly, the Joker walked onstage and began to tell the assembled Scientologists that the Church of Scientology was a bad […]
“When word got around that Scientology had a new top-secret e-meter that could instantly cure-all forms of psychological distress and thereby eliminate the need for Psych drugs, Big Pharma was terrified! Big […]
Thanks to improved technology, the new False Data Spreader 47X from Psych Industries — the trusted name in Psychiatric Suppression supplies and implanting equipment for over 150 years — works 1500% faster […]
We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
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