We in the Church of Scientology are under attack by the amassed global forces of planetary suppression. Captain David Miscavige is in his RTC War Room handling the dire threat posed by […]
Captain Miscavige Orders the Nuclear Option Against HBO!
My Scientology Super Power Wins!
Hello my name is Marshall and I wanted to tell you about my wins on Super Power. I twinned with Grant Cardone and he is really POW! Grant is soooo OT that […]
Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone on Jesus
We in RTC applaud Scientology OTVIII Grant Cardone for his very deep and profound view of Jesus. It comes near the very end:
Grant Cardone: Stop Wasting Money on Junk!
We in RTC salute OTVIII Grant Cardone for laying down the smack: “Stop Wasting Money on Junk!” Indeed, one’s personal life and livingness expenses should be minimized in order to increasingly raise […]
Pope David Miscavige to Lead the Catholic Church!
Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige has irrevocably declared himself Pope Miscavige and will become the Vicar of Christ on Earth during the Papal coronation ceremony to be held at the Vatican […]
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise Denies All Allegations of Abuse, Criminality, Etc.
Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise recently addressed billions of Scientologists globally concerning the wave of recent attacks on COB RTC David Miscavige and the Church of Scientology. Speaking from the resplendent and […]
Scientology and the Super Bowl
We in the Church of Scientology had planned for months and had everything in place when our big multimillion dollar ad played during the big wog football game called the Super Bowl. […]
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