“The MV Freewinds has run out of fuel, electrical power, and food somewhere between Aruba and Cartagena,” reported Commander Ken Delusion of the Scientology Maritime Bureaux. “The ship is now drifting aimlessly […]
The Church of Scientology has sailed straight into Typhoon Monique! Accordingly, Captain David Miscavige has ordered the crew to batten down the hatches. In order to prepare his ship for the typhoon, […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to announce that the Church of Scientology has acquired an historic cruise ship to expand the Church’s line of seafaring spiritual retreats. After renovations, The MV […]
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