Scientology today announced its mandatory euthanasia program designed to eliminate non-contributing Scientologists from this planet. The program is called Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities, or Scientology DOGE. “If a Scientologist can no longer […]
We in Scientology understand that people are curious about us. We get it. That’s why we’re offering free thetan scans to the public at our Orgs! Our thetan scan will reveal secrets […]
Scientology religious leader David Miscavige is furious after not receiving a pardon during the Biden-Trump Pardon Parade of January 20, 2024. “As the world’s preeminent religious leader, Mr. Miscavige is even more […]
Target Two is a planet that has remained exactly like America in the 1950’s for over 20 million years. L. Ron Hubbard and his two wives, Wilhelmina and Magda, are celebrating a […]
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
Acting as covert agents of the CIA, Psychiatry, and the Deep State, Scientology’s lethal UFO forces conquered Syria and deposed Assad. “This is incredible but true,” declared Scientology Cosmic Space General Ken […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has offered to donate $50 million USD to the Joe Biden Presidential Library in exchange for a Presidential pardon. “This is not a bribe,” insisted Scientology spokesman […]
Wogs are too stupid to know anything. It is only we in Scientology who are the experts on the mind, literacy, and all other facets of life across all dynamics. Therefore, in […]
Declaring that Scientology needs a facelift, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has decreed that the Church will adopt a 1970’s Disco look. Leading by example, David Miscavige appeared yesterday at the Boston Org […]
The award ceremony at Flag Land Base for Ryan Routh, the 2024 IAS Award winner, has been cancelled at the last moment due to a sudden scheduling conflict related to a golf […]
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