Scientology global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige became apoplectic today upon learning that the Secret Service had tossed several bags of Scientology books out of a second-story White House window. The Secret Service […]
“Say goodbye to Scientology’s old standard hand cream and say hello to the COB’s new Scientology hand cream and lube!” announced Flag spokesman Ken Delusion. “Dr. Hubbard long ago realized that hand […]
How many body thetans can dance on the head of a pin? is the subject of an upcoming Ecclesiastical Interfaith Conference in Milan hosted by Massimo Introvigne S.P.C.A., the Chief Inquisitor of CESNUR. […]
The Holy See today announced that Starbucks will become the official coffee kiosk of Vatican City. The earnings generated will help offset the horrible financial condition of the HRCC created by a […]
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige was born a Catholic in Philadelphia in 1960. The 65-year-old Miscavige said today he wishes to return to his roots. Accordingly, he telexed a message […]
A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History Massimo Introvigne, P.S.C.A. CESNUR In this paper we examine how the Jesuits stole and copied Dr. L. Ron Hubbard’s Sea Org as have […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is an eleventy-billion-trillion year old thetan. However, his meat body in this lifetime here on Teegeeack turned 65 years old today. L. Ron Hubbard opened a Portal […]
Scientologist Tom Cruise has publicly offered to pay for Rachel Zegler to get Emergency Celebrity Auditing at Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. “I’ve been where Rachel is at when I […]
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