Tucker Carlson Attacked by Demon; Scientology Diagnoses the Attack and Offers to Help
Tucker Carlson Attacked by Demon; Scientology Diagnoses the Attack and Offers to Help
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Date: 4th Day of the Roswell Galactic Cycle 78From: US Space Force, Directorate of Extraterrestrial Operations, Interagency Task Force 812To: Cleared Recipients per Distribution List Subject: Demand from the US Senate Select […]
How Many Body Thetans Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?
How many body thetans can dance on the head of a pin? is the subject of an upcoming Ecclesiastical Interfaith Conference in Milan hosted by Massimo Introvigne S.P.C.A., the Chief Inquisitor of CESNUR. […]
Temu Scientology Launched to Lure Budget-Minded Conspiracy Theorists & Other Frugal Cultists into Scientology
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
Body Thetans File Class Action Against SCIENTOLOGY. Lawyer & Globee Winner E. Stuart Mills Explains
Scientologists Now Breathing E-Meter Filtered Air to Stay Safe from Airborne BT’s
“New research by the Scientology Bureau of Science has shown that airborne BT’s have increased 4,000% due to increased volcanic activity in the world,” announced Flag folder page Bixby Schoenborn. “For this […]
From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years!
“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist. “So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, […]
National Geographic Seeks to Destroy the World!
National Geographic is selling what appears to be an innocent scientific experiment for young people. “Build Your Own Volcano” the box declares as it lures young people to disaster! The reality of […]
Church of Scientology Sues QAnon for Infringing Its Copyrights on Selling Fear & Conspiracy Porn
“We in the Church of Scientology are furious with QAnon!” roared Ken Delusion. “Selling paranoia and fear and implaning people is Scientology’s core business market,” Delusion emphasized. “QAnon has no goddamned business trying to cut into our lucrative Fear and Porn market.
COVID-19 is Killing Vampires at an Alarming Rate!
“COVID-19 is killing vampires at an alarming rate,” warned Dr. Ken Delusion. “And this includes the vampires who work as Scientology regges.” “Vampires drink infected blood and they die. And when vampires […]
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