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Acting as covert agents of the CIA, Psychiatry, and the Deep State, Scientology’s lethal UFO forces conquered Syria and deposed Assad. “This is incredible but true,” declared Scientology Cosmic Space General Ken […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has offered to donate $50 million USD to the Joe Biden Presidential Library in exchange for a Presidential pardon. “This is not a bribe,” insisted Scientology spokesman […]
MSNBC “Morning Joe” hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski met with Scientology’s leader David Miscavige at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood. “This is part of our larger effort at détente with people and […]
Wogs are too stupid to know anything. It is only we in Scientology who are the experts on the mind, literacy, and all other facets of life across all dynamics. Therefore, in […]
Declaring that Scientology needs a facelift, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has decreed that the Church will adopt a 1970’s Disco look. Leading by example, David Miscavige appeared yesterday at the Boston Org […]
The award ceremony at Flag Land Base for Ryan Routh, the 2024 IAS Award winner, has been cancelled at the last moment due to a sudden scheduling conflict related to a golf […]
“Following Donald Trump’s shockingly poor debate performance, panicked Republicans voted to replace Trump/Vance with Scientology’s proven ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige and Tom Cruise,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Scientology’s internal polling shows […]
Because wogs (non-Scientologists) are incredibly stupid, Scientology is distributing 100 million free coat hangers to the world’s 15 continents. These coat hangers warn wogs to not swallow coat hangers. “Do not swallow […]
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