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Because wogs (non-Scientologists) are incredibly stupid, Scientology is distributing 100 million free coat hangers to the world’s 15 continents. These coat hangers warn wogs to not swallow coat hangers. “Do not swallow […]
Date: 4th Day of the Roswell Galactic Cycle 78From: US Space Force, Directorate of Extraterrestrial Operations, Interagency Task Force 812To: Cleared Recipients per Distribution List Subject: Demand from the US Senate Select […]
Waiver of All Rights (Known and Unknown)
By signing, the parishioner surrenders not only their civil rights, but also their air rights, mineral rights, and eternal rights in all galaxies. Retroactive waivers apply to past lives as well.
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige became apoplectic today upon learning that the Secret Service had tossed several bags of Scientology books out of a second-story White House window. The Secret Service […]
Xenu is watching you on an omnipresent basis. Even when you sleep and dream Xenu is watching you for he never sleeps or dreams. You have good reasons to fear. You are […]
“Say goodbye to Scientology’s old standard hand cream and say hello to the COB’s new Scientology hand cream and lube!” announced Flag spokesman Ken Delusion. “Dr. Hubbard long ago realized that hand […]
How many body thetans can dance on the head of a pin? is the subject of an upcoming Ecclesiastical Interfaith Conference in Milan hosted by Massimo Introvigne S.P.C.A., the Chief Inquisitor of CESNUR. […]
The Holy See today announced that Starbucks will become the official coffee kiosk of Vatican City. The earnings generated will help offset the horrible financial condition of the HRCC created by a […]
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