“Due to the highest ever straight up and vertical expansion resulting from Scientology TV, Scientology is now outsourcing some of its BT exorcism workload to the Catholic Church,” said spokesman Ken Delusion. […]
Christian Exorcist Bob Larson Casts Out Demons by Skype
We in RTC wish to point out that this video is all the evidence one needs to prove that Christianity is a dramatizing R6 implant religion: The only sanity to be found […]
All Scientologists Ordered to See Will Smith’s “After Earth” 10X This Weekend!
Speaking from the Scientology One News Bureaux in Hollywood, Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all 3.2 billion members of the Church of […]
The Antago Crims
SECRET BRIEFING We in the Religious Technology Center (RTC) have recently been made aware of a very dangerous new group of wholetrack criminals whose very existence threatens both this planet and the […]
Psychotic SP Film Critics Attack Will Smith’s New Film “After Earth”
Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today decried the psychotic SP film critics who are savaging Scientologist Will Smith’s new film After Earth. “The massively negative reviews are happening only because Will […]
Catholic Exorcist Has Sent 160,000 Demons Back to Hell — The Church of Scientology Can Do Much Better Than That!
The top exorcist in the Catholic Church — who himself looks like a hobbit, a demon, or a gnome — is trumpeting the fact that he has sent 160,000 demons back to […]
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