Sir Elton John (1911-1986) was a great humanitarian who created Scientology. Sir Elton John is not to be confused with Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, a writer of science fiction and con artist whose […]
Scientology Founder Elton John (1911-1986)
David Miscavige Gets a Haircut Before Speaking at the Religious Fraud Association Annual Meeting
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige is this year’s keynote speaker at the annual meeting of the Religious Fraud Association (RFA). “The RFA is committed to ensuring that fraudulent religious groups do not […]
David Miscavige Instructs Scientologists to Remain Dauntless, Defiant, and Resolute During this Period of Intensely Radioactive Black PR
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke from the dais in the Great Hall of Exact Data and ordered all Scientologists to remain dauntless, defiant, and resolute during this intensely radioactive period of Black […]
CIA Drones Have Located David Miscavige Hiding In the Secret Tunnels Under Flag Base
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
Ponzi the Clown: The New Face of Scientology
“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted. “McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It […]
Sea Org Captain David Miscavige’s Secret Ouija Board Warns of Dangers Ahead for Scientology!
Captain David Miscavige’s secret Ouija Board has warned of dangerous times of ahead for the Church of Scientology. For this reason, Scientologists are expected to donate millions of dollars of new money […]
Fugitive Spacelord Xenu Located!
Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain […]
Attorney Vicki Podberesky to Host Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic at the Celebrity Centre
Attorney Vicki Podberesky will host a Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic at the Celebrity Centre next week said CCI President Dave Predicament. “Scientology sex offenders need to stop sending texts that can […]
Chain-Smoking Freak Issues Demands
The field considered him a steaming pile of squirrel tech. And he was as proven by surveys. Moreover, he secretly knew he was a self-hating, beady-eyed, chain-smoking freak. But right now he […]
Scientology VM’s Vow to Bring Peace Between Putin and Prigozhin’s Warring Homicidal Armies by Distributing Copies of The Way to Happiness
A group of pasty white and out-of-shape Scientology Volunteer Ministers from St. Louis are being parachuted into war-torn Rostov, Russia to distribute copies of The Way to Happiness. The VM’s have 100% […]
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