David Miscavige Demands Royalties from Social Media Creators on Danny Masterson Videos – PAY OR ELSE!!!
Why David Miscavige is WAY MORE Popular than Taylor Swift: Facts from a Scientology Lawyer
Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this […]
Ask a Scientology Lawyer Anything with E. Stuart Mills (Satire)
Scientology Lawyer E. Stuart Mills Answers Your Questions (Satire). Disclaimer: Mr. Mills reserves the right to not answer any of your questions; to be evasive; to outflow false data; to obfuscate; and […]
Ask a Scientology Lawyer Anything. Featuring E. Stuart Mills (Satire)
Fictional Internet Lawyer E. Stuart Mills answers questions on behalf of his clients the Church of Scientology and the Religious Technology Center. Ask Mr. Mills anything. Mr. Mills reserves all rights to […]
Scientology Sues LAPD for $1Billion; Alleges Breach of Contract for Not Jailing TikTok Crew (Satire)
Scientology Sues LAPD for $100 Million; Alleges Breach of Contract for Not Jailing TikTok Crew (Satire)
David Miscavige’s Secret Inner Zoom Circle Exposed
Furtive and discarnate agents of SIG LLC penetrated David Miscavige’s Secret Occult Inner Zoom Circle (SOIZC). The SOIZC is where David Miscavige and his avaricious hirelings receive TOP SECRET instructions from L. […]
Vladmir Putin Introduces Scientology’s Humanitarian Reeducation Programs into Russia; Grants David Miscavige Asylum in Moscow
Russian President Vladmir Putin and Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige made a joint appearance at the Kremlin today to announce a new cooperative program between the two paranoid, repressive, dictatorial-capitalist organizations. “Russia […]
Heaven’s Gate Leader Marshall Herff Applewhite & His Followers Join Scientology!
Having departed Earth in a rather overly-dramatic unaliving ceremony in 1997, Marshall Herff Applewhite and his followers immediately ascended to the Mothership which was following the comet Hale-Bopp. Nevertheless, the Level Above […]
Freedom Magazine Names David Miscavige Scientology’s “Man of the Year” for the 37th Consecutive Year
“Freedom Magazine has named COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige as Scientology’s Man of the Year for the 37th consecutive year,” Tom Cruise announced from the stage of the Celebrity Centre. “I have […]
Church of Scientology Rushed to Hospital after Binge Watching SPTV
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on after spending the weekend binge watching SPTV. The rageaholic 73-year-old cult had been attacking SPTV for […]
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