“Burdened by the overhead costs of an excess 5,000 out exchange Sea Org members in a economic down cycle, i.e. a statcrash of magnitudes caused by the forces of suppression, Fleet Admiral […]
We in Scientology understand that people are curious about us. We get it. That’s why we’re offering free thetan scans to the public at our Orgs! Our thetan scan will reveal secrets […]
Scientology religious leader David Miscavige is furious after not receiving a pardon during the Biden-Trump Pardon Parade of January 20, 2024. “As the world’s preeminent religious leader, Mr. Miscavige is even more […]
Acting as covert agents of the CIA, Psychiatry, and the Deep State, Scientology’s lethal UFO forces conquered Syria and deposed Assad. “This is incredible but true,” declared Scientology Cosmic Space General Ken […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has offered to donate $50 million USD to the Joe Biden Presidential Library in exchange for a Presidential pardon. “This is not a bribe,” insisted Scientology spokesman […]
MSNBC “Morning Joe” hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski met with Scientology’s leader David Miscavige at Scientology Media Productions in Hollywood. “This is part of our larger effort at détente with people and […]
Wogs are too stupid to know anything. It is only we in Scientology who are the experts on the mind, literacy, and all other facets of life across all dynamics. Therefore, in […]
Declaring that Scientology needs a facelift, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has decreed that the Church will adopt a 1970’s Disco look. Leading by example, David Miscavige appeared yesterday at the Boston Org […]
The award ceremony at Flag Land Base for Ryan Routh, the 2024 IAS Award winner, has been cancelled at the last moment due to a sudden scheduling conflict related to a golf […]
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