COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige Delivers an Epic 5 Hour Speech at the IAS Gala 2025!
BREAKING: Scientology Eliminates “Illegal” Binding Arbitration Clause.
Waiver of All Rights (Known and Unknown)
By signing, the parishioner surrenders not only their civil rights, but also their air rights, mineral rights, and eternal rights in all galaxies. Retroactive waivers apply to past lives as well.
Bags of Scientology Books Thrown Out of White House Window. Deemed “Terrorist Cult Literature” by the Secret Service.
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige became apoplectic today upon learning that the Secret Service had tossed several bags of Scientology books out of a second-story White House window. The Secret Service […]
Scientology Releases New Hand Cream for Ease of Auditing!
“Say goodbye to Scientology’s old standard hand cream and say hello to the COB’s new Scientology hand cream and lube!” announced Flag spokesman Ken Delusion. “Dr. Hubbard long ago realized that hand […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige Offers to Broker Peace in the Middle East Using Scientology
Former #3 Scientology Executive Goes Type 3: This is Why Scientologists Are Not Allowed to Take Psych Drugs!
The Vatican Selects Starbucks as the Official Coffee Kiosk of St. Peters
The Holy See today announced that Starbucks will become the official coffee kiosk of Vatican City. The earnings generated will help offset the horrible financial condition of the HRCC created by a […]
David Miscavige Announces that He Will Become the New Catholic Pope
Scientology global ecclesiastical leader Mr. David Miscavige was born a Catholic in Philadelphia in 1960. The 65-year-old Miscavige said today he wishes to return to his roots. Accordingly, he telexed a message […]
A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History
A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History Massimo Introvigne, P.S.C.A. CESNUR In this paper we examine how the Jesuits stole and copied Dr. L. Ron Hubbard’s Sea Org as have […]
David Miscavige Turns 65; LRH Opens Portal from Hell to Demand LRH Hall Be Opened NOW!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is an eleventy-billion-trillion year old thetan. However, his meat body in this lifetime here on Teegeeack turned 65 years old today. L. Ron Hubbard opened a Portal […]
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