David Miscavige Demands Royalties from Social Media Creators on Danny Masterson Videos – PAY OR ELSE!!!
Scientology Helps Poor Couple in Appalachia with Illiteracy Problems
Scientology is bringing hope to an illiterate couple in rural Appalachia who suffer from extreme illiteracy. Ashton — a chronically unemployed laborer — and his wife Mila do not know how to […]
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Hire Jared Fogel to be Danny Masterson’s Friend in Prison
“We just wanted to help our dear friend Danny Masterson,” announced Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at a Los Angeles press conference. “And so we hired inmate Jared Fogel to be Danny’s […]
Scientology Religious Worker Danny Duncan Arrives in Scientology Mexico
Scientology religious worker Danny Duncan arrived today at a remote Scientology center in Sonora, Mexico as part of an RTC Mission to improve statistics. Duncan’s assignment is of indefinite duration, perhaps decades, […]
Exposed! Danny Masterson’s Attorney Phillip Cohen Revealed to be Aleister Crowley in Disguise!
The media was shocked to learn that Danny Masterson’s criminal defense attorney is actually the nefarious occultist Aleister Crowley. “The Dark Lords who controlled L. Ron Hubbard, and now control David Miscavige, […]
Karen Bass’ Diary Excerpts
Karen Bass’ Diary Excerpts 2010: I’ve been invited by a Scientology minister named David Miscavige to speak at Scientology’s church in Los Angeles. Sheriff Lee Baca will be there as well. Maybe I […]
Danny Masterson Convinces Ghislaine Maxwell to Turn to Scientology for Help
Scientologist Danny Masterson convinced Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghishlaine Maxwell to turn to the Church of Scientology for help. “I can relate to Ghislaine,” said Masterson. “We’ve both been arrested and accused of […]
Scientology Celebrity Centre Bans Danny Masterson As His Ankle Bracelet Monitor is Out PR
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has banned Danny Masterson from the Celebrity Centre due to the ankle bracelet he must wear while he is out on $3.3 million bail awaiting trial on […]
Scientologist Joy Villa: A Working Professional
Scientologist Joy Villa is a working professional who wears many hats: Dominatrix, singer, Pseudo-Christian Evangelical, GOP MAGA Cheerleader, and potential US Congressional candidate. “Dianetics helped me be a better dominatrix,” Joy explained […]
Danny Masterson Appearance at Scientology’s Christmas Party Cancelled
“Danny Masterson’s traditional appearance as Santa Claus at the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s Christmas gala has been cancelled,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When asked to comment on the allegations that Scientologist Danny […]
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